I’m going to go run some errands now. If I come back and this turns out to be a dream, can someone slap me real hard?
EDIT: as of nearly 4pm PST, it appears that the guy to slap me might just be Lee’s agent. If this is some sort of elaborate “playing dumb” on his part until announcements are made, it’s pretty lame. You’re the guy’s agent, how do you not hear about something of that magnitude? Saying you haven’t heard anything from any of the three teams when news like this comes out is kind of akin to saying you don’t like cake while walking towards the cake store. Granted, you might not be going in there, but you’re headed towards it. And if it’s not accuate, how does something like this get out to begin with? If the Mariners’ side of the story turns up false, I may actually cry. A little. Maybe just a sniffle; in any event, I won’t be happy about it.